That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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