I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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