Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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