New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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