I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
