i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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