About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
