just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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