She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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