why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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