That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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