is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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