That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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