I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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