I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
