I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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