4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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