i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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