Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Damn victory sex feels great
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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