i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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