Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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