Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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