Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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