Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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