Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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