do herpes really smell.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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