Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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