I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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