Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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