I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i think im in europe. pls send help
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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