dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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