turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
