gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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