seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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