Yo dont text me then not text me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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