He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just cropdusted the office
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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