So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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