Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm both gender and math confused
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