I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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