sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yo dont text me then not text me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
