well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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