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Im on beer infinity
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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