member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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