Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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