this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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