You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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