belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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