Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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