He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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