Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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